So I’m a Spider, So What

Papyrus & Sans song!

Это просто божественно, люди! Это просто невыносимо восхитительно! Очаровательно до костей! Я просто окостенела от наполнившего меня счастья!!!
Вбрасываю текст песни, потому что в некоторых местах мне было не совсем понятно. И да... этот голос именно тот, что у меня в голове при встречах с Сансом. 10 из 10, чёрт побери, 10 из 10...


Sans: Hey bro.

Papyrus: What is it now, Sans?

Sans: There's a rock behind you.

Papyrus: Ah, I see.

Sans: Now look in front of it.

Papyrus: This had better not be another praaaaa...*Squeals*

Papyrus: *squealing* SANS IS THAT A HUMAN

Sans: Yup.

Papyrus: Oboy oboy oboyoboyoboyoboooooy! SONG TIIIIME! Sans, just like we rehearsed. I want it
to be IMPRESSED! AND! INTIMIDATED! AND! ANOTHER COOL WORD THAT STARTS WITH I!

Sans: OK.

Papyrus:

We're gonna capture a human, oh boy, I just can't wait!
We're gonna capture a human, oh this'll be so great
If we give it puzzles they'll surrender right away!
We're gonna capture a human today!

Sans:

We're gonna capture a human, and by we I mean you
But you can use my puzzles to help out if you want to
This should be a riot and give that kid a good run.
You're gonna capture a human, have fun.

Papyrus:

And once we've finally captured it, what treasures I will reap!
I'll have so many friends that I won't sleep
And on top of that, I know Undyne will finally see
I had it in meeeeeeee
To capture the humaaaaaaan!

Sans: That doesn't rhyme.

Papyrus: Shut up!

We're gonna capture the human, but it'll be a test
Your puzzles got cleared easily, but mine are all the best!
They'll be as confounded as the Jumbles confound me
We're gonna capture the human, yipee!

Sans:

I only wrote one verse of lyrics.

Papyrus:

SANS! UGH! Here, just use mine!

Sans:

We're gonna capture the human, and I'll be feelin' fine!
They'll by hypnotized by my amazing cookery

...sorry Paprus, this isn't me.

Papyrus: AUGH. FINE. JUST A LITTLE MORE, OK?

Sans: OK.

Papyrus:

It keeps on clearing puzzles left and right, ugh, this is bad...
And yet, there's something in it I admire...

Sans: Really? That's cool bro, I just hope you won't get mad
When it's thrown in the fire!

Papyrus: F-fire?

Sans: So they can harvest its soul!

Papyrus: Oh..yeah...

*sigh*

Papyrus:

I've gotta capture a human, I know it's for the best
But this one seems a whole lot cooler than all of the rest...
Let's just get this over with, with one decisive blow....
I've gotta capture you, human...

*BATTLE START SOUND*

...let's go.