Это просто божественно, люди! Это просто невыносимо восхитительно! Очаровательно до костей! Я просто окостенела от наполнившего меня счастья!!! Вбрасываю текст песни, потому что в некоторых местах мне было не совсем понятно. И да... этот голос именно тот, что у меня в голове при встречах с Сансом. 10 из 10, чёрт побери, 10 из 10...
Sans: Hey bro.
Papyrus: What is it now, Sans?
Sans: There's a rock behind you.
Papyrus: Ah, I see.
Sans: Now look in front of it.
Papyrus: This had better not be another praaaaa...*Squeals*
Papyrus: *squealing* SANS IS THAT A HUMAN
Sans: Yup.
Papyrus: Oboy oboy oboyoboyoboyoboooooy! SONG TIIIIME! Sans, just like we rehearsed. I want it to be IMPRESSED! AND! INTIMIDATED! AND! ANOTHER COOL WORD THAT STARTS WITH I!
Sans: OK.
Papyrus:
We're gonna capture a human, oh boy, I just can't wait! We're gonna capture a human, oh this'll be so great If we give it puzzles they'll surrender right away! We're gonna capture a human today!
Sans:
We're gonna capture a human, and by we I mean you But you can use my puzzles to help out if you want to This should be a riot and give that kid a good run. You're gonna capture a human, have fun.
Papyrus:
And once we've finally captured it, what treasures I will reap! I'll have so many friends that I won't sleep And on top of that, I know Undyne will finally see I had it in meeeeeeee To capture the humaaaaaaan!
Sans: That doesn't rhyme.
Papyrus: Shut up!
We're gonna capture the human, but it'll be a test Your puzzles got cleared easily, but mine are all the best! They'll be as confounded as the Jumbles confound me We're gonna capture the human, yipee!
Sans:
I only wrote one verse of lyrics.
Papyrus:
SANS! UGH! Here, just use mine!
Sans:
We're gonna capture the human, and I'll be feelin' fine! They'll by hypnotized by my amazing cookery
...sorry Paprus, this isn't me.
Papyrus: AUGH. FINE. JUST A LITTLE MORE, OK?
Sans: OK.
Papyrus:
It keeps on clearing puzzles left and right, ugh, this is bad... And yet, there's something in it I admire...
Sans: Really? That's cool bro, I just hope you won't get mad When it's thrown in the fire!
Papyrus: F-fire?
Sans: So they can harvest its soul!
Papyrus: Oh..yeah...
*sigh*
Papyrus:
I've gotta capture a human, I know it's for the best But this one seems a whole lot cooler than all of the rest... Let's just get this over with, with one decisive blow.... I've gotta capture you, human...
Due to popular demand, making actual refference sheets for these two ♥ This almost feels like a real AU now XD I was never friends with refs, so these are kinda’chaotic? Anyway, I tried to explain and show (and joke a bit). The kind of..disclaimer (?) up there is only to clarify some things. So people wouldn’t go on teasing Boru or Junky about Frisk, when they aren’t really a thing in the original! (yet….it might happen eventually, there was a Chisk lurking near G! in Junkpile’s version, ended up little Frisk…but they keep evolving G! in their way, making many cool headcanons there…. (like him apparently playing piano!). So these are made for the Echotale AU, if anyone is interested . Maybe I’ll make a headcanon post one day too ;) I am very happy this AU is embraced and loved, thank you so much for your support! Have fun with it!
