Да, даже такая альтернативная вселенная есть. Автор пишет, что подумала о том, как бы выглядела Маффет в этой AU при условии, что у неё есть деньги и решила, что та стала бы боссом мафии. А телохранителями у неё выступают Bonetrousle Boys.
Это просто божественно, люди! Это просто невыносимо восхитительно! Очаровательно до костей! Я просто окостенела от наполнившего меня счастья!!! Вбрасываю текст песни, потому что в некоторых местах мне было не совсем понятно. И да... этот голос именно тот, что у меня в голове при встречах с Сансом. 10 из 10, чёрт побери, 10 из 10...
Sans: Hey bro.
Papyrus: What is it now, Sans?
Sans: There's a rock behind you.
Papyrus: Ah, I see.
Sans: Now look in front of it.
Papyrus: This had better not be another praaaaa...*Squeals*
Papyrus: *squealing* SANS IS THAT A HUMAN
Sans: Yup.
Papyrus: Oboy oboy oboyoboyoboyoboooooy! SONG TIIIIME! Sans, just like we rehearsed. I want it to be IMPRESSED! AND! INTIMIDATED! AND! ANOTHER COOL WORD THAT STARTS WITH I!
Sans: OK.
Papyrus:
We're gonna capture a human, oh boy, I just can't wait! We're gonna capture a human, oh this'll be so great If we give it puzzles they'll surrender right away! We're gonna capture a human today!
Sans:
We're gonna capture a human, and by we I mean you But you can use my puzzles to help out if you want to This should be a riot and give that kid a good run. You're gonna capture a human, have fun.
Papyrus:
And once we've finally captured it, what treasures I will reap! I'll have so many friends that I won't sleep And on top of that, I know Undyne will finally see I had it in meeeeeeee To capture the humaaaaaaan!
Sans: That doesn't rhyme.
Papyrus: Shut up!
We're gonna capture the human, but it'll be a test Your puzzles got cleared easily, but mine are all the best! They'll be as confounded as the Jumbles confound me We're gonna capture the human, yipee!
Sans:
I only wrote one verse of lyrics.
Papyrus:
SANS! UGH! Here, just use mine!
Sans:
We're gonna capture the human, and I'll be feelin' fine! They'll by hypnotized by my amazing cookery
...sorry Paprus, this isn't me.
Papyrus: AUGH. FINE. JUST A LITTLE MORE, OK?
Sans: OK.
Papyrus:
It keeps on clearing puzzles left and right, ugh, this is bad... And yet, there's something in it I admire...
Sans: Really? That's cool bro, I just hope you won't get mad When it's thrown in the fire!
Papyrus: F-fire?
Sans: So they can harvest its soul!
Papyrus: Oh..yeah...
*sigh*
Papyrus:
I've gotta capture a human, I know it's for the best But this one seems a whole lot cooler than all of the rest... Let's just get this over with, with one decisive blow.... I've gotta capture you, human...
