Sans’s Takes

THE FATES OF UNDERTALE

Вышло тут одно видео... оно полно СПОЙЛЕРОВ! Я вас предупредила. Как-то само собой начеркалось под впечатлением от увиденного. Что, если бы они реально к Фриск с этой песней подошли? Думаю, у неё открылись бы глаза. Определённо.

Видео + текст песни внизу

We three fates of Undertale
Beckon you to play!
Spare our lives, or harvest our souls!
It's up to you either way!

"Hey bud, you okay? No need to freak out or anything. It's just singing."

"And murder. I mean, music."

"Poor dear! We're here to help you!"

"Help me what?"

"Play Undertale!"

Use your love instead of your strength,
to make your foes your friends!
Every drop of innocent blood
will change how the story ends!

Though our king desires your soul,
a Pacifist will see-
It only takes a thoughtful Act
to set all monsters free!

"But, like, no pressure or anything."

"Yeah, REAL freedom's not letting some goatmom tell you how to play."

"Ex-CUSE ME?"

"Hey, if anybody's got a bone to pick, I'm sure this kid's full of them."

"That's not very funny..."

"Yeah, I get that a lot."

Still, you seem nice.
You may slip once or twice,
Who am I to judge or blame?

But I guess I'll keep track
Just to give you some flack
at the end of the game!

Talk or use silence!
Try murderous violence!
-I'm kidding, that's a crime.

And just so you know,
if you kill off my bro,
then you'll have a bad time!

FLOWEY:
Golly, gee! That sounds really great!
But let's try this instead:
Let's become the angel of death,
and MAKE EVERY MONSTER DEAD!

Kill them all! Destroy every beast!
Each woman, child and man!
Genocide's my only goal!
Destruction is my plan!

TORIEL: (simultaneously)
No! He's trying to use you, so
Don't let Flowey confuse you! I
Know he aims to seduce you and
ruin Undertale!

Stay determined! They'll guide you a-
-Stray! Know that you'll be lied to! You're
Brave -- I can see it inside you! I
Pray you never fail!

SANS: (simultaneous)
Look, I'm kind of a bonehead,
Not the brainiest guy... But
Even goofballs like me can
Read between the lines.

If you want to get dunked on,
I can give you a hand~
But where's the fun in a neutral run
if you're not friends with Sans?

FLOWEY: (simultaneously)
It's kill... or be killed!
That's how you play the game!
It's kill... or be killed!
Either way, it ends the same!

Everyone you loved...
Everyone you knew...
Everyone will die...
And they'll die because of you!

"None of this makes any sense to me..."

We three fates of Undertale
Don't know what you'll do!
Every path will impact us all,

For better or worse...
A blessing or curse...
Benign or adverse...

А вот и первая закуска

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Оригинал

Может, создадим какой-то тег для подобных видео? На подобии банального Undertale Animation?

Tough Decision

Начало этого http://joyreactor.cc/post/2315111 комикса. Между частями будет присутствовать текст автора и пояснялки от переводчика.

Прим. автора: пожалуйста, заберите детей от меня

Прим. автора: больше этой ужасной штуки

Прим. автора: Третья часть??? Когда это закончится???

Прим.переводчика:

1.proof имеет значение доказательство; защита, подтверждение. Возможно, имелось в виду на первом кадре сделать дом защищенным для Санса.

2.В оригинале фраза от Сансана на 2м кадр звучит: crack a smile for me big guy. Сrack a smile переводится как улыбнись. Тут имеет место игра слов, ибо само слово Сrack переводится как трещина.

Продолжение будет вечером.

Оригинал  http://sarcasticasides.tumblr.com/post/133098733326/please-take-this-child-away-from-me-next

Хороший конец.

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